SHOULDN'T THERE BE A POOP WAIVER?

I've come to believe that day cares and preschools need to include a poop waiver in the contracts we sign agreeing to pay late fees for late pick ups. There are certain natural disasters that prevent a parent from being on time to gather one of their charges. Like a blizzard, or a thunderstorm that floods the access roads to the schools. Or, the messiest, stinkin'est, poop oozing out the top of the diaper, all over the pants and onto the bed and now my child is getting his hands into it and rubbing it into his hair kind of natural disaster. That would certainly prevent a Mom from getting to school on time, I would guess she might even be a half hour late cleaning up that kind of mess. Wouldn't it be nice to just walk up to the teacher and say "no need to bill me the extra $20 late fee hon, I'd like to use the poop waiver please". Not that this happened to me today. I'm just saying.